This is Victor. He’s he’s clearly never played football, but he’s also not American.
He’s clearly some manner of post-Soviet super spy. When he’s not out in the field fucking people up, he runs a pretty good menswear blog. Updates are spotty because he spends a lot of time off the grid doing things that would make the average man shit his pants. I’m pretty sure Victor isn’t even his name; it’s a title because all he does is fucking win. You fools can mock his football poses, but I’m trying to live.